My mother...

It is a known fact that when coal is held under extreme heat and pressure for an extended period of time it produces something beautiful....My mother says if that we were coal and let life's pressures and stresses get to us, we would all be shitting diamonds. LOL!! I love my mother.

Profound advice on Undewear and other things...

When the elastic is shot in your chones, you throw them out...You do not hold onto them hoping they will change. What are you holding on to?? How long you gonna spend holding them up?
- Misty McCool